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好了各位，感谢大家

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来参加这场强制性的HR

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会议。

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让我们热闹起来！

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[笑声]

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好。

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Let's start with workplace

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relationships.

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一般来说，我们不鼓励。

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但当然了，这种事总会发生。

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所以我们有几条规矩。

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你可以约同事一次，

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但如果对方拒绝了，你

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就不能再约了。

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等等，问一下。

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我可以约任何人一次？

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严格来说，是的。

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太好了。

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Laurel，你愿意跟我约会吗？

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不愿意。

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那就这样了？

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Like, that door is closed until

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年底才会

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重置？

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[笑声]

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不。

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不会重置。

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好。

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我想我明白了。

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我不能再约Laurel了，

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也就是说我得转向

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我的第二选择，Carley。

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你愿意跟我约会吗？

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我不太喜欢你叫我

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第二选择，但行吧。

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你看，这就很有意思了。

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因为我不想跟Carley

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约会。

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那我能把这个“愿意”存起来，

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留着用在Laurel身上吗？

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[ 笑声 ]

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这没法存银行。

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这不是游戏节目。

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不好意思。

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我有个问题。

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好，Eric，什么问题？

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我们可以问女士们

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她们怕不怕痒吗？

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[ 笑声 ]

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不行。

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哦，所以你是说我可以直接

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去试试？

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挠痒痒，挠痒痒，挠痒痒，挠痒痒！

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Eric，把指甲剪了。

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不行！

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[ 笑声 ]

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另一个问题。

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我们都知道Clark是同性恋，

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对吧？

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不，只告诉了你。

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既然我们都知道Clark是

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同性恋了 -  - 

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[ 笑声 ]

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我个人对此没意见。

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但既然Clark因为他的

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to ask a woman out due to his

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约女人出去 -  - 

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[ 笑声 ]

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那是不是意味着我可以买下Clark的

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邀约？

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当然，一次20块。

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太好了。

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Here's -- it's like $1,500.

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你怎么带这么多现金

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在身上？

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我午饭时间去

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脱衣舞俱乐部。

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[ 笑声 ]

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我就是在那儿认识你的。

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[ 笑声 ]

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你们一起工作。

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Laurel，我爱你，我觉得

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你太辣了，你愿意

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跟我约会吗？

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还是不行。

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回到Silver。

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Carley。

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我不敢相信我

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会说这个，但我愿意。

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你看，这就是我不喜欢的

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你的地方。

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你太想要了。

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[笑声]

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好吧。

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I'm just going to bank Carley's

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愿意记下来，大家

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没意见吧？

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行。

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我没问题。

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不行。

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不能记愿意。

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我们有个疑问。

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你们为什么都在用

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“疑问”这个词？

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[笑声]

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我和Robert已经

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偷偷搞在一起五

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个月了。

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我是他的直接

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上级，这不好吗？

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是的，那显然不好。

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[笑声]

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嗯哼，如果我只是

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为了加薪才这么做，会好点吗？

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[笑声]

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那也没用，不。

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好吧，我们就直接

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把这事收尾吧。

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等等。

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我能说一句吗？

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我学到了很重要的一点

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就在今天。

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An office is a sacred place.

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And office relationships are

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很难搞。

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但你只能约别人一次

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就一次。

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如果对方拒绝，那就没戏了。

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这 literally 就是我们今天

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thing we've covered today.

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[ 笑声 ]

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有件事你们没

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讲到。

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你可以存“同意”，而且它们

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每年都会结转。

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[ 笑声 ]

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随着时间推移，它们还会产生

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利息。

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你还可以把

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圣诞奖金换成20次新的邀约。

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And booty khakis are okay.

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[ 笑声和欢呼声 ]

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不，当然不行。

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那从来就不行。

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绝对不行。

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[ 欢呼和掌声 ]