1 00:00:00,160 --> 00:00:02,120 B: Surveys on the lives of the elderly. 2 00:00:02,120 --> 00:00:04,640 A: Good morning, sir. Excuse me for a 3 00:00:04,640 --> 00:00:07,080 A: survey. Does your hearing aid 4 00:00:07,080 --> 00:00:08,160 A: work well? 5 00:00:08,160 --> 00:00:09,760 B: Yes, yes. The San Biaggio festival 6 00:00:09,760 --> 00:00:14,400 B: this year is from August 24 to 30. 7 00:00:15,440 --> 00:00:17,359 A: Eh, but it works great. 8 00:00:17,359 --> 00:00:19,920 B: Yes, yes. Look, then we start moving 9 00:00:19,920 --> 00:00:21,840 B: toward slightly more, always with 10 00:00:21,840 --> 00:00:24,480 B: great respect and irony. From the Gospel 11 00:00:24,480 --> 00:00:26,560 B: according to us. 12 00:00:26,560 --> 00:00:30,160 A: Jehovah took an intercom and gave thanks. 13 00:00:30,160 --> 00:00:32,320 A: he gave it to his disciples and said: 14 00:00:32,320 --> 00:00:35,360 B: "Take them and ring them all." 15 00:00:35,360 --> 00:00:35,600 B: But 16 00:00:35,600 --> 00:00:37,320 A: Claudio, 17 00:00:37,320 --> 00:00:39,760 A: this was expected. The M Claudio was 18 00:00:39,760 --> 00:00:40,879 A: expected by everyone. 19 00:00:40,879 --> 00:00:41,680 B: But sorry, 20 00:00:41,680 --> 00:00:43,320 A: but sorry. Then 21 00:00:43,320 --> 00:00:44,399 B: mom 22 00:00:44,399 --> 00:00:46,280 A: interrogations in prison between a 23 00:00:46,280 --> 00:00:47,640 A: policeman and someone who has just 24 00:00:47,640 --> 00:00:48,239 A: been arrested. 25 00:00:48,239 --> 00:00:49,039 B: Yes, 26 00:00:49,039 --> 00:00:51,600 A: sir, I have good news and bad news 27 00:00:51,600 --> 00:00:52,160 A: for you. 28 00:00:52,160 --> 00:00:54,640 B: Mh. Well, tell me the bad one right away. 29 00:00:54,640 --> 00:00:56,520 B: Eh, unfortunately at the crime scene 30 00:00:56,520 --> 00:00:58,920 B: we found traces of your blood. 31 00:00:58,920 --> 00:01:01,039 A: Oh my God! And the good one? 32 00:01:01,039 --> 00:01:05,480 B: Blood sugar and cholesterol, all fine. 33 00:01:05,560 --> 00:01:07,119 A: Well, come on, 34 00:01:07,119 --> 00:01:07,759 B: anyway 35 00:01:07,759 --> 00:01:09,119 A: I'll go home calm. 36 00:01:09,119 --> 00:01:11,600 B: You're doing 30 years inside, though guys, 37 00:01:11,600 --> 00:01:14,400 B: you're in a bad spot. 38 00:01:14,400 --> 00:01:16,560 A: Now watch out for the Mclaudios. 39 00:01:16,560 --> 00:01:18,200 A: Confidences between friends. 40 00:01:18,200 --> 00:01:18,720 B: But you 41 00:01:18,720 --> 00:01:19,240 A: yes 42 00:01:19,240 --> 00:01:21,439 B: would you make love with the person you 43 00:01:21,439 --> 00:01:23,640 B: did it with the first time? No, no, not 44 00:01:23,640 --> 00:01:26,670 B: anymore because he raised his prices a lot. 45 00:01:26,670 --> 00:01:29,159 B: [Laughter] 46 00:01:29,159 --> 00:01:32,560 A: Eh, no, I'm not saying anything. 47 00:01:32,560 --> 00:01:33,240 B: I mean, not not 48 00:01:33,240 --> 00:01:36,280 A: All right, let's say she got it. Wow, 49 00:01:36,280 --> 00:01:38,799 A: I got it from the first word. Ok. 50 00:01:38,799 --> 00:01:39,720 A: Mom, 51 00:01:39,720 --> 00:01:41,240 B: interview in the delivery room. The journalist 52 00:01:41,240 --> 00:01:42,640 B: from live TV arrives right away. 53 00:01:42,640 --> 00:01:45,240 B: Eh, sweetheart, so tell us how you 54 00:01:45,240 --> 00:01:47,520 B: spent your first 9 months. 55 00:01:47,520 --> 00:01:49,920 A: Eh, not so well. I had standoffs 56 00:01:49,920 --> 00:01:52,360 A: with dad, with the neighbor and a couple of times 57 00:01:52,360 --> 00:01:54,880 A: with the plumber. 58 00:01:54,880 --> 00:01:58,759 B: There's Claudio! And we're at two. Claudio, 59 00:01:58,759 --> 00:01:59,520 A: eh, 60 00:01:59,520 --> 00:02:00,799 B: one more to go. 61 00:02:00,799 --> 00:02:01,840 A: Mom! 62 00:02:01,840 --> 00:02:04,479 B: Hello, I'd like, excuse me, some ribs, a 63 00:02:04,479 --> 00:02:06,759 B: little sausage and some braciole. 64 00:02:06,759 --> 00:02:09,319 A: Good, he's having a barbecue. Eh no, I'm trying to 65 00:02:09,319 --> 00:02:12,840 A: reassemble the pig. 66 00:02:14,120 --> 00:02:14,640 A: Now, 67 00:02:14,640 --> 00:02:17,200 B: look, the first half was nice, 68 00:02:17,200 --> 00:02:19,959 B: after that you had a collapse. 69 00:02:19,959 --> 00:02:22,800 B: I don't know why.