B: Surveys on the lives of the elderly.
A: Good morning, sir. Excuse me for a
A: survey. Does your hearing aid
A: work well?
B: Yes, yes. The San Biaggio festival
B: this year is from August 24 to 30.
A: Eh, but it works great.
B: Yes, yes. Look, then we start moving
B: toward slightly more, always with
B: great respect and irony. From the Gospel
B: according to us.
A: Jehovah took an intercom and gave thanks.
A: he gave it to his disciples and said:
B: "Take them and ring them all."
B: But
A: Claudio,
A: this was expected. The M Claudio was
A: expected by everyone.
B: But sorry,
A: but sorry. Then
B: mom
A: interrogations in prison between a
A: policeman and someone who has just
A: been arrested.
B: Yes,
A: sir, I have good news and bad news
A: for you.
B: Mh. Well, tell me the bad one right away.
B: Eh, unfortunately at the crime scene
B: we found traces of your blood.
A: Oh my God! And the good one?
B: Blood sugar and cholesterol, all fine.
A: Well, come on,
B: anyway
A: I'll go home calm.
B: You're doing 30 years inside, though guys,
B: you're in a bad spot.
A: Now watch out for the Mclaudios.
A: Confidences between friends.
B: But you
A: yes
B: would you make love with the person you
B: did it with the first time? No, no, not
B: anymore because he raised his prices a lot.
B: [Laughter]
A: Eh, no, I'm not saying anything.
B: I mean, not not
A: All right, let's say she got it. Wow,
A: I got it from the first word. Ok.
A: Mom,
B: interview in the delivery room. The journalist
B: from live TV arrives right away.
B: Eh, sweetheart, so tell us how you
B: spent your first 9 months.
A: Eh, not so well. I had standoffs
A: with dad, with the neighbor and a couple of times
A: with the plumber.
B: There's Claudio! And we're at two. Claudio,
A: eh,
B: one more to go.
A: Mom!
B: Hello, I'd like, excuse me, some ribs, a
B: little sausage and some braciole.
A: Good, he's having a barbecue. Eh no, I'm trying to
A: reassemble the pig.
A: Now,
B: look, the first half was nice,
B: after that you had a collapse.
B: I don't know why.