1 00:00:00,439 --> 00:00:03,170 B: Do you know a one-armed man named John ? 2 00:00:03,170 --> 00:00:05,017 A: I don't know . But what is his other arm 3 00:00:05,017 --> 00:00:06,348 A: called ? 4 00:00:09,856 --> 00:00:12,059 B: It was already looking like a disaster . 5 00:00:12,059 --> 00:00:13,180 A: Tell me what the other one is called . 6 00:00:13,180 --> 00:00:14,339 A: I'll explain it to you . No , I won't 7 00:00:14,339 --> 00:00:14,859 A: explain it to you . 8 00:00:14,859 --> 00:00:17,034 B: Claudio . Oh my , seriously . Eh Pierino , 9 00:00:17,034 --> 00:00:19,279 B: why did you arrive so late to school ? 10 00:00:19,279 --> 00:00:21,259 B: Teacher , I had health problems , 11 00:00:21,259 --> 00:00:21,919 A: I mean , 12 00:00:21,919 --> 00:00:23,700 B: greet one person , greet another , in the 13 00:00:23,700 --> 00:00:26,899 B: end . I liked that one . 14 00:00:26,899 --> 00:00:29,681 A: Always greeting people . I was late . 15 00:00:29,681 --> 00:00:30,819 B: He was doing PR , 16 00:00:30,819 --> 00:00:33,659 A: eh , I was doing , I was being Pierino . 17 00:00:33,919 --> 00:00:37,399 A: Pierino , Pierino . Guys , 18 00:00:37,399 --> 00:00:39,730 B: I won . Thanks . And now we are two 19 00:00:39,730 --> 00:00:40,490 B: little horses . 20 00:00:40,490 --> 00:00:42,579 A: But why is everyone picking on me ? 21 00:00:42,579 --> 00:00:43,765 B: Eh , it depends on how you carry 22 00:00:43,765 --> 00:00:45,099 B: yourself . 23 00:00:47,014 --> 00:00:47,829 A: Oh my , 24 00:00:47,829 --> 00:00:49,519 B: but how ? But 25 00:00:49,519 --> 00:00:51,360 A: there's always one that , anyway , 26 00:00:51,360 --> 00:00:52,439 B: that makes you laugh your head off . 27 00:00:52,439 --> 00:00:54,983 A: Was Popeye called that because he ate 28 00:00:54,983 --> 00:00:55,820 A: spinach ? 29 00:00:55,820 --> 00:00:57,233 B: No , because Olive wouldn't put out for 30 00:00:57,233 --> 00:00:57,819 B: him . 31 00:00:57,819 --> 00:00:59,432 A: Mom , no , this is the one that's a 32 00:00:59,432 --> 00:01:00,859 A: disaster . 33 00:01:01,579 --> 00:01:03,959 B: He got an arm like that . 34 00:01:03,959 --> 00:01:05,747 A: No , no , come on , Claud , he wasn't 35 00:01:05,747 --> 00:01:10,819 A: called John , though . 36 00:01:10,819 --> 00:01:11,852 A: What , what are you 37 00:01:11,852 --> 00:01:15,058 A: doing ? He's laughing , he's laughing at 38 00:01:15,058 --> 00:01:17,199 A: the mix of the two jokes . 39 00:01:17,559 --> 00:01:18,961 B: French level . 40 00:01:18,961 --> 00:01:21,274 A: Perfect , perfect . Professor , 41 00:01:21,274 --> 00:01:22,410 B: then translate this for me . 42 00:01:22,410 --> 00:01:23,259 A: Yes . 43 00:01:23,259 --> 00:01:25,831 B: My family jewels are frozen from the 44 00:01:25,831 --> 00:01:26,619 B: cold . 45 00:01:26,619 --> 00:01:28,459 A: Marron glacé . 46 00:01:30,080 --> 00:01:30,939 B: That's cute . 47 00:01:30,939 --> 00:01:32,039 A: Glazed chestnuts . 48 00:01:32,039 --> 00:01:33,799 B: Poet who was always sleeping , 49 00:01:33,799 --> 00:01:36,039 A: Pierpaolo Pisolini . 50 00:01:39,799 --> 00:01:42,464 B: I apologize to the great poet . Then why 51 00:01:42,464 --> 00:01:43,854 B: did you say it ? 52 00:01:43,854 --> 00:01:45,074 A: Because first one says it , then one 53 00:01:45,074 --> 00:01:46,300 A: apologizes . It's not like one can 54 00:01:46,300 --> 00:01:47,359 A: apologize before saying it . 55 00:01:47,359 --> 00:01:49,139 B: If you're always thinking about cheese , 56 00:01:49,139 --> 00:01:50,859 A: it's mental . 57 00:01:53,119 --> 00:01:57,225 B: Cute . Cute . Where do you find frozen 58 00:01:57,225 --> 00:01:57,859 B: poultry ? 59 00:01:57,859 --> 00:01:59,779 A: At the North Pole . 60 00:02:00,559 --> 00:02:01,899 B: Ok . Ok . 61 00:02:01,899 --> 00:02:03,777 A: Vegetables or beer for people who 62 00:02:03,777 --> 00:02:09,499 A: stutter ? Peeperoni , pepperoni , peppers . 63 00:02:09,499 --> 00:02:12,637 B: I liked this one . If Einstein is tired , 64 00:02:12,637 --> 00:02:13,859 B: what happens ? 65 00:02:13,859 --> 00:02:15,520 A: It's scientifically proven . 66 00:02:15,520 --> 00:02:17,363 B: Cute , not enough to make you split your 67 00:02:17,363 --> 00:02:17,860 B: sides . 68 00:02:17,860 --> 00:02:18,919 A: Now a classic . 69 00:02:18,919 --> 00:02:20,620 B: Are you for Seo ? 70 00:02:20,620 --> 00:02:24,219 A: No , I'm Claudio and ... 71 00:02:26,600 --> 00:02:28,885 B: No , I wanted to surprise you . Well done 72 00:02:28,885 --> 00:02:29,049 B: ! 73 00:02:29,049 --> 00:02:30,488 A: Thanks !