B: Do you know a one-armed man named John ?
A: I don't know . But what is his other arm
A: called ?
B: It was already looking like a disaster .
A: Tell me what the other one is called .
A: I'll explain it to you . No , I won't
A: explain it to you .
B: Claudio . Oh my , seriously . Eh Pierino ,
B: why did you arrive so late to school ?
B: Teacher , I had health problems ,
A: I mean ,
B: greet one person , greet another , in the
B: end . I liked that one .
A: Always greeting people . I was late .
B: He was doing PR ,
A: eh , I was doing , I was being Pierino .
A: Pierino , Pierino . Guys ,
B: I won . Thanks . And now we are two
B: little horses .
A: But why is everyone picking on me ?
B: Eh , it depends on how you carry
B: yourself .
A: Oh my ,
B: but how ? But
A: there's always one that , anyway ,
B: that makes you laugh your head off .
A: Was Popeye called that because he ate
A: spinach ?
B: No , because Olive wouldn't put out for
B: him .
A: Mom , no , this is the one that's a
A: disaster .
B: He got an arm like that .
A: No , no , come on , Claud , he wasn't
A: called John , though . What , what are you
A: doing ? He's laughing , he's laughing at
A: the mix of the two jokes .
B: French level .
A: Perfect , perfect . Professor ,
B: then translate this for me .
A: Yes .
B: My family jewels are frozen from the
B: cold .
A: Marron glacé .
B: That's cute .
A: Glazed chestnuts .
B: Poet who was always sleeping ,
A: Pierpaolo Pisolini .
B: I apologize to the great poet . Then why
B: did you say it ?
A: Because first one says it , then one
A: apologizes . It's not like one can
A: apologize before saying it .
B: If you're always thinking about cheese ,
A: it's mental .
B: Cute . Cute . Where do you find frozen
B: poultry ?
A: At the North Pole .
B: Ok . Ok .
A: Vegetables or beer for people who
A: stutter ? Peeperoni , pepperoni , peppers .
B: I liked this one . If Einstein is tired ,
B: what happens ?
A: It's scientifically proven .
B: Cute , not enough to make you split your
B: sides .
A: Now a classic .
B: Are you for Seo ?
A: No , I'm Claudio and ...
B: No , I wanted to surprise you . Well done
B: !
A: Thanks !